Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok.
454. Someone brings a copy of The Hobbit to school and carelessly leaves it in the Ravenclaw common room. They come back to find their classmates in deep discussion of the contents: whether hobbits actually exist (there’s a Lovegood arguing for), how a staff compares to…
are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???
like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached
but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”
I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.
Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.
we never learn
Just got my GCSE results - 6 A*s and 6 As so I’m pretty happy!