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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

HE CAN HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY JESUS

sherlockisthenight:

50-shades-of-thorin:

deppsex:

but why would you even give him the waterbed

he had scissors

for hands

scissors

I LOVE HOW THIS DOESN’T EVEN MENTION WHAT IT’S ABOUT BUT EVERYONE KNOWS.

who else has fucking scissors for hands

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

prolifeforall:

personalseries1:

sexeducationforprudes:

Gifset showing Laverne Cox giving the keynote address the 2014 “Creating Change” conference: “Healthcare for trans people is a necessity. It is not elective, it is not cosmetic, it is life-saving,” Cox said. “But we are more than our bodies.”

Dude in a dress is still a dude.

I don’t know if you noticed, but Laverne Cox is no dude.

seaglassandrubies:

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

The Los Angeles Angels? The The Angels Angels

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe