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gatorbiscuits:

one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this

gatorbiscuits:

one time i said the word “fuck” on facebook and my mom texted me this

aominedorki:

Every time I see people like “cats are evil and will never love you” I’m like bro cats are adorable losers, they rub against you and head butt into your hand when you pet them and they make a dumb vibrating noise when they’re happy and chase after moving lights and shoelaces and tuck their feet under their bodies to become a fucking cat loaf cats are great ok. 

http://free-flowing-jellyfish.tumblr.com/post/95379884762/mugglebornheadcanon-454-someone-brings-a-copy

mugglebornheadcanon:

454. Someone brings a copy of The Hobbit to school and carelessly leaves it in the Ravenclaw common room. They come back to find their classmates in deep discussion of the contents: whether hobbits actually exist (there’s a Lovegood arguing for), how a staff compares to…

“'My name is Robert but I would prefer that you call me Bob.' It's just like that. You know what I mean? And if you were to insist upon calling that person Robert, you would be a colossal dick.”
Paul F. Tompkins, succinctly explaining why you call people what they want to be called, whether it’s “little people” or “transgender” or “chairperson” or “Bob”. It’s not about being politically correct and it’s not about you. It’s about basic decency and respect. (via ericmortensen)
the-littlest-elder-god:

Yeah, I think these two might be my otp, aside from SamSybil and RubyDetritus

the-littlest-elder-god:

Yeah, I think these two might be my otp, aside from SamSybil and RubyDetritus

levitating-fox:

I feel like this is how dragons teach their babies to fly

Can you imagine Toothless doing this for the first time, and Hiccup is like “TootHLESS WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOO-oh! Thanks, bud!”

wtftimmy:

OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!

nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

Just got my GCSE results - 6 A*s and 6 As so I’m pretty happy!